I heard of your world famous shit and chips! The best in derby for cat sick kebabs!

Don't worry... nothing is worse than my chip shop restaurant's smell...

Walter told me about them!

Make sure get a gas mask for when she does one of her vagina farts! Lol

thanks to anti rust spray gun filled up with old frying oil from chip shop I cover the smell...

thanks Walter or the advice... but don't leave bolts in her next time...

Must be! If you are sick on her vagina it will make it smell better...

Oh that's why I got seasick last time I tongued her....

Justme's vagina stinks of rotting fish and stale borsch!

Fuck u all Walter? U say that cos u are jealous I took your ex... I understand u... she is the only woman u will ever get!

Jealous u too fart chatter! At least my frying oil's hides my lady's skunk's smell

I shudder to think what the sex smells are like coming from your bedroom with your cheesedick namo and justme's crusty vag!!

Shut up Walter! You was shagging justme last year!)))

I cannot write my poetic blogs cos I am busy with her...

Don't talk about my new gf like that u idiot! She is not so old... well she is almost as young ... as my granny...  and she is ok ... light off ... or with a bag on the head...

well I took my tetanus vaccination so I dont care about her rusty vagina... I have also tonnes of used oil from chip shop to lub her... anyway it's the only one I can get after 6 years on Amigos!

We might move in together soon!

Walter I invite u for ceremony! U will dance for us? Lap dance ok? Like u did for me last time in Reval hotel?

Go to the blog "beach" AND see my comments for you all included

Kisssssssss you! You are a lucky man to get to play with her dry vagina!mmmmmmmmmmm!

Here is proof, she says it on her blog:

Why u use my private pictures?

I get soon a girl on Amigos! A young lady Just me Forever is visiting me this weekend in UK! Got u!!!

he will do you pizza, gravy and chips for free if you rub his penis for him!